The Internet is Eating Me

No, I'm serious, it is.
Ah, to be the husband of a third base girl…

Ah, to be the husband of a third base girl…

Big ol’ jet airliner

Big ol’ jet airliner

The home run hittahhhh

The home run hittahhhh

Because you SHOULD be burping all day!

[A Message from the Corned Beef Hash Council]

Because you SHOULD be burping all day!

[A Message from the Corned Beef Hash Council]

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Black Canary JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #73 (Aug. 1969)Art by Dick Dillon & Sid GreeneWords by Dennis O’Neil


Helloooooo, Nurse!

jthenr-comics-vault:

Black Canary 
JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #73 (Aug. 1969)
Art by Dick Dillon & Sid Greene
Words by Dennis O’Neil

Helloooooo, Nurse!

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"Sphygmomanometer" is a word your iPhone knows, apparently.

"Sphygmomanometer" is a word your iPhone knows, apparently.

Ladies Who Lunch - Elaine Stritch

Here’s to the girls on the go,
Everybody tries.
Look into their eyes and you’ll see
what they know….
Everybody dies.

Elaine Stritch is 75 years old in this video. She still has that twinkle in her eye. If you watch her hand when she sings “bottle of scotch”, you’ll notice her grip is square-shaped, like a bottle of Johnnie Walker. She was a tough old bird and one of the best storytellers around. She’ll surely be missed.

Should I make one of these my new social media avatar?

Should I make one of these my new social media avatar?

A conversation in my brain

  • Me: I'm feeling a little "meh" today. I wonder if I should do a little yoga or maybe take a nap or...
  • Goblin: START SMOKING AGAIN!
  • Me: No, I can't do that. I've got...
  • Goblin: SMOKE! SMOKE A HUNDRED CIGARETTES!
  • Me: No, that's out of the question. All I need is-
  • Goblin: NICOTINE! SMOKE! ORAL FIXATION! CONSTANT COUGHING! BEING BAD AT STAIRS!
  • Me: Why do I let you in here?
  • Goblin: YOU HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN YOUR FAMILY!
  • Me: (grumbles, chews gum)