The Internet is Eating Me

No, I'm serious, it is.

Awwww FREE COUCH! Le Freak! Love Seat! FREE COUCH!

—[To the tune of “Chic” by Le Freak. To be sung whenever someone leaves a couch on the curb.]

Proper polo attire.

Proper polo attire.

There’s no more efficient way to broadcast that you can’t distinguish between real life and the Final Fantasy video game series than owning a sleeveless trenchcoat.

—(via dynamoe)

apelad:

Jack Kirby’s New Gods on Flickr.Here’s a picture of Jack Kirby’s New Gods I drew 8(!) years ago. It’s Jack Kirby’s birthday today.

apelad:

Jack Kirby’s New Gods on Flickr.

Here’s a picture of Jack Kirby’s New Gods I drew 8(!) years ago. It’s Jack Kirby’s birthday today.

Wowee.

Wowee.

(Source: 4cp)

A Real Problem

  • Office-Mate: "The case full of show collateral got lost. UPS doesn't know where it is."
  • Me: "Aw, crap."
  • O: "I'm going to email [co-worker who will be present at the show] and also email [CEO] to let them know what's going on."
  • M: "Wait, no...why would you email the CEO?"
  • O: "I want him to know."
  • M: "No, you don't." (Laughs)
  • O: "Well, he needs to know..."
  • Office-Mate's Supervisor: "Well, hold on here. Let's see if we can get [other co-worker] some additional material."
  • (O walks away. I go over to OM'sS.)
  • M: "Maybe you should clue in your buddy - you don't email the CEO with the problem; you email him when the solution is already in motion."

Morning

Morning
In the shade, on a porch swing
Watching the beach towels dry
In the breeze
Of the island.

Sleeping
Children upstairs, bodies like springs
Ready for another day
A day to live
And know nothing.

Rocking
Back and forth on chains
My heels drag my body around.
Somewhere, the sound
Of a bike wheel clicking.
Announces the arrival
Of a bright young man.

"Red Menace", marker on paper, 2014

"Red Menace", marker on paper, 2014

A mummy! Oh dear me!

A mummy! Oh dear me!