The Internet is Eating Me

No, I'm serious, it is.
The two card sharks are teaching Mom how to play 99. #MomsintheMetro

The two card sharks are teaching Mom how to play 99. #MomsintheMetro

This was carved by famous actress Sarah Bernhardt after a scene she witnessed on a French beach when a storm nearly drowned a young boy. It’s one of the most beautiful sculptures I’ve ever seen.

This was carved by famous actress Sarah Bernhardt after a scene she witnessed on a French beach when a storm nearly drowned a young boy. It’s one of the most beautiful sculptures I’ve ever seen.

As opposed to a spitting Christian.

As opposed to a spitting Christian.

Hi, Haters.

Hi, Haters.

humansofnewyork:

"We’re all victims of the architect. Architecture is the only art that you can’t help but feel. You can avoid paintings, you can avoid music, and you can even avoid history. But good luck getting away from architecture."

These people are almost certainly insane. They look like one-off Batman villains.

humansofnewyork:

"We’re all victims of the architect. Architecture is the only art that you can’t help but feel. You can avoid paintings, you can avoid music, and you can even avoid history. But good luck getting away from architecture."

These people are almost certainly insane. They look like one-off Batman villains.

Where in the World is Kim Jong-un's Older Brother?

"A totalitarian necrocracy being what it is, people with the means to escape tend to jump at the opportunity. Kim Jong-nam, big brother of Jong-un and the eldest son of the Dear Leader, Who Is a Perfect Incarnation of the Appearance That a Leader Should Have ( actual title ) is no exception. Jong-nam was busted with a fake passport while trying to sneak into Japan to visit Tokyo Disneyland , and was banished by his father to China. He seems to have no desire to return to North Korea, and North Korea has no desire to take him (alive)."

Daddy has a new work setup, children.

Daddy has a new work setup, children.

Grumpy Cat-Man.

Grumpy Cat-Man.

This was on a Laffy Taffy.

Is Laffy Taffy just Tumblr posts now?

This was on a Laffy Taffy.

Is Laffy Taffy just Tumblr posts now?