The Internet is Eating Me

No, I'm serious, it is.
It matters not who you are; the rhythm IS gonna getcha.

It matters not who you are; the rhythm IS gonna getcha.

I met my spirit animal. #boatpartydotbiz

I met my spirit animal. #boatpartydotbiz

Ah, to be the husband of a third base girl…

Ah, to be the husband of a third base girl…

Big ol’ jet airliner

Big ol’ jet airliner

The home run hittahhhh

The home run hittahhhh

Because you SHOULD be burping all day!

[A Message from the Corned Beef Hash Council]

Because you SHOULD be burping all day!

[A Message from the Corned Beef Hash Council]