If Mayans were good at predicting disasters, how’d the miss the...– I already said this on Twitter, but I liked it enough to repeat here.
I cannot WAIT to get started on this →
I’m in…are you?
I COULD READ TUMBLR ALL DAY THIS IS SO ADDICTIVE AAAAAAAARGH– Sorry, had to let that out before I got on with my day.
Kevin Spacey got you something. I’ll try not to be envious. via thedailywhat
The greatest thing ever said by anyone.
Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
Me: Don’t do that ever again. Or I will be forced to make you listen to...
A quick word to all the Redskins Fans out there...
Blowing yesterday’s game was heartbreaking. I said some things I shouldn’t have said as I left the stadium - with a particular focus on field goals in the fourth quarter from a distance some kickers in the league would describe as “guaranteed”. But maybe I’m looking at this the wrong way. If we keep up this losing streak, we’ll be the Cubs of football....
Also, “Fire of a Horse’s Ghost” is an amazing thing. Better than any song I’VE ever written.
I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do. It’s just so good.