The Internet is Eating Me: Archive

“If Mayans were good at predicting disasters, how’d the miss the...”

– I already said this on Twitter, but I liked it enough to repeat here.

Dec 30th

I cannot WAIT to get started on this →

I’m in…are you?

Dec 30th

“I COULD READ TUMBLR ALL DAY THIS IS SO ADDICTIVE AAAAAAAARGH”

– Sorry, had to let that out before I got on with my day.

Dec 29th

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Merry Christmas!

Kevin Spacey got you something. I’ll try not to be envious. via thedailywhat

Dec 22nd

32 notes

1 tag

Dec 21st

2 tags

Dec 19th

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Dec 18th

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Dec 17th

The greatest thing ever said by anyone.

Tracy Jordan: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?

Jack Donaghy: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?

Dec 17th

“Me: Don’t do that ever again. Or I will be forced to make you listen to...”

Dec 17th

Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

Dec 9th

Dec 8th

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A quick word to all the Redskins Fans out there...

Blowing yesterday’s game was heartbreaking. I said some things I shouldn’t have said as I left the stadium - with a particular focus on field goals in the fourth quarter from a distance some kickers in the league would describe as “guaranteed”. But maybe I’m looking at this the wrong way. If we keep up this losing streak, we’ll be the Cubs of football....

Dec 7th

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Watch

Also, “Fire of a Horse’s Ghost” is an amazing thing. Better than any song I’VE ever written.

Dec 7th

Watch

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do. It’s just so good.

Dec 7th