My New Posterous, "Don't Read This" →
Went with Posterous because I’m getting tired of Tumblr never working. If you have a Posterous, Posterize me or whatever you do in Posterous.
“5 out of 5 moms hate Dead Space 2” It’s the ultimate mash-up of grossed-out reaction videos (a là a certain video with some girls and a cup…) and advertising. What’s a better deal-closer in the purchase of anything than “Your mom is going to hate this and wonder about your mental health”? Wish I’d thought of it.
Poached eggs with pita bread? WHY THE HELL NOT?
Ugh. This guy.
“Instructors, people in an authority position, with influence and power over their students, have no right to use profanity in the classroom,” he wrote. “It demonstrates a paucity of verbal ability and total lack of respect for the students he instructs. This instructor’s action is an abuse of the authority position he holds and a betrayal of whatever confidence the...
For every reblog of this post I will eat my weight...
sarkastickunt: oh, and ice cream too. I just want to see her do it. POIDH.
I don’t own a calendar.
YOU NEVER SAY CRAPPY THINGS ABOUT MY FLICKR PHOTOS
WHY!?!? GO DO IT!!!
I figured out why all the birds were dying.
It’s because you haven’t voted for Charlie Trotter (@chaztoo, “Chortle Tater”) in the Shorty awards. Do it now now now. http://shortyawards.com/chaztoo
And speaking of IFC...
Is the goal just to get every podcast I love onto their channel? Jesse Thorn and Jordan Morris are hosting “The Grid”, Scott Aukerman is getting his own “Comedy Death Ray” show. We’re a sharp fart away from a “WTF with Marc Maron” pilot, methinks.
Watching the "Mr. Show" marathon on IFC
It really helps you figure out where You Look Nice Today got their sense of humor.
SHUT UP, TUMBLR! It’s YOUR fault I can’t see anything with tentacles...
everything in the sky: The benefits of Big Rock... →
everythinginthesky: It’s fair and bright Handouts grow on bushes The boxcars are all empty The sun shines every day There are cigarette trees and lemonade springs All the cops have wooden legs The bulldogs all have rubber teeth The hens lay soft-boiled eggs There’s no snow, rain or wind You… Nothing says “homeless person paradise” like easily-escaped jails...
Hi, guys. Happy New Year yesterday.
So sleepy. So very, very sleepy. Can I also go on the record as saying 2011 is the most boring-sounding year ever? Boo, year. Boo.