December 2011
24 posts
General Announcement:
Any bull crap about some bull crap ginger ale you think is better than N.N. will be read, but in no way considered or given any merit. Take it walkin’, sister, I refuse to buy it.
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Fact:
Did you know that one person dies every two seconds from starvation, water-borne illnesses or AIDS?
Oh well - back to watching this show about how white people are mad at each other about emails they may or may not have sent.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: A Review
These ladies look like microwaved Barbie dolls that constantly scream at each other. I don’t know…is there more to the show than that?
Life lesson I figured out today:
When you think you’re wrong, find out what’s right. When you think you’re right, have proof. When you know you’re right, fight like Hell.
Boeuuuf Boorgignomn
My fiancée (what!) is in the kitchen making boeuf bourguignon (French for “beef of Ernest Borgnine”) and it SMELLS SO GOOD IN THIS APARTMENT I WANT TO SHOOT A GUN IN THE AIR LIKE A HAPPY CARTOON COWBOY.
NEW PENNNNNS
I got a box full of Amazon hoodley-spoots and, along with gifts for my nephew, I got a bunch of BRAND NEW Z4 0.7mm Rollers with the liquid ink (as opposed to gel). These are great. The metal tip means you can really bear down and the ink comes out so clean and smooth and dark that you can really make a line. A LINE, my friends.
You want to avoid the Z4’s with the mushy, plastic tip...
“Honey -
I cannot thank you enough for our past 7 years. I love you SO much, I...”
– What I wrote on the card so she’d be too busy to see me pull out the ring.
(She said yes, BTW.)
We got a real Christmas tree...
…and a wreath and we’re rearranging the living room and AHHHHHHH CHRISTMAS!!!!
Judging people on appearances FAIL
Here’s the thing.
The do-it-yourself printers at a Kinko’s are designed to not-print an image you know is perfectly sized. It’ll be too big, or too small and also smudged somehow.
A very old, ornery man will be yelling about his broken computer and his ex-wife at the workstation next to you. He will also be coughing. At the Kinko’s.
A guy who is very obviously on work...
About to see 'The Muppets'
If I come out crying, don’t be surprised.
Longaberger Baskets
Any of you guys (or your mothers/aunts/ladies in your lives) collect Lonagberger baskets?
My mom wants me to sell some of her smaller baskets she’s not using anymore and wondered if my “Internet people” wanted them.
I can give you pics and prices, just email me. jimmy AT jimmymarks DOT com.
Christmas Songs I Have Outlawed In My Home
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Springsteen’s Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
Christmas Shoes
Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
Feliz Navidad
Madonna’s Santa Baby
Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime
Do They Know It’s Christmas?
Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey
I think by “Christmas Shoes”, she means “Momma’s Magic Dead-Dancing Jesus Shoes”. That’s what my sister...
