September 2011
31 posts
August 2011
31 posts
Names for Beyoncé and Jay-Z's baby (shortlist)
Jonaquan
Alfonz
The HUMIDor
Jayoncé
Otis
Destiny’s Grandchild
HoVA, jr.
Phillip
Scarface on Blu-Ray®
More Stupid Dreams That Seem Real: The Baby
I had a dream last night that I was the surrogate “mother” of one of my friend’s babies. I was carrying the baby seahorse-style as it gestated. For some reason (and I’m sure some sort of sleep scientist out there will correct me), my memories started bleeding into my dream. I kept thinking, “why aren’t I gaining weight? Shouldn’t the baby be getting...
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But hey, in all seriousness...
Love you, Cali and the West Coast. You’re where In-N-Out burger is, I can’t stay mad at you.
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True Stories of the Earthquake Patrol
- My dad thought felt the earthquake and said “Oh, God, I think I’m having a stroke!”
- My Mom heard my dad’s sister say “We’re having an earthquake, I’ll call you back.” on the phone. My mom said “I thought it was the lamest excuse to get off a phone call I’d ever heard.”
- My sister thought she was overdosing on Benadryl.
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Abercrombie and Fitch
Sorry, A&F - you’ve been the go-to clothier of every douchebag for the past fifteen years of my life…and now you’re worried about brand integrity?
I don’t buy it.
“Jimmy Marks, can you write a blog entry about this?”
– Rob Corddry on this week’s “Back to Work” with Merlin Mann.
Confirmed. He said it. Life is amazing now. And it’s nice to know that other people are as obsessed with B2W as I am.
Even famous, bleeding clowns.
That thing where you get angry at something...
missambiguous:
Yeah, that. Even if I was right.
All the time, I do this.
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MUST HAVE THESE NOW…
“Jimmy Marks, can you write a blog entry about this?”
– -Rob Corddry, I *think*. If that wasn’t what he said, this boner doesn’t make much sense. If he actually did say that…Holy Lord.
(Listen here, it’s a few minutes in and it sounds kinda fuzzy, but…I THINK ROB CORDDRY IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND.)
From The A.V. Club's List of Strange Sequels
12.Babe: Pig In The City (1998) The beloved Chris Noonan-directed 1995 children’s movie Babe marked something of a departure for writer-producer George Miller, at the time better known for the intense drama Lorenzo’s Oil and theMad Max films. Babe’s gentle tone was far removed from that of a pummeling blockbuster, but the same can’t be said of the film’s dark, almost emotionally apocalyptic...
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APP IDEA
It’s like Shazam, but instead of music, it identifies the calls of wild birds. It tells you what that bird looks like, approx. what size it is, and if you buy the deluxe version, it will use AR to approximate its location in relation to your house.
So you can shoot the damn thing when it wakes you up at 5:30 in the morning. It was a sonuvabitch owl or a bobwhite or something. UGH.
“Never set the tiger free if you live in the mountain.”
– Actual fortune cookie fortune that I actually just got in an actual fortune cookie. What the Hell could this mean?
There's got to be a script for this:
Move photos from camera to computer
Computer identifies all food-related photos
Uploads non-food photos to Flickr
Sends food photos to Tumblr
