September 2011
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Nice Try, Craigslist Guy: Talent Gigs: Lactating... →
Are you lactating or know somebody who is lactating? There’s a very limited availability of pictures or video of breasts of women who are lactating compared to the level of demand! This includes educational uses and sensual footage respectfully. The money starts out good and can become very,…
Here is a story. A story about a girl named Heather that I did High School Drama and Academic...
Why Marvel?
With very few exceptions, every Marvel origin story is one of a nerd/outcast gaining incredible powers and using them to better the world. And when the unbelievable origins dried up, “mutants” came along - a group of people that were hated and feared merely because they were born different from everyone else.
DC, on the other hand, had people that were already exceptional becoming...
The New
As a master of divination and soothsaying, I have decided to declare a few things.
THE NEW Robert Redford = George Clooney
THE NEW George Clooney = Matt Damon
THE NEW Jack Nicholson = Leonardo DiCaprio
THE NEW Paul Newman = Ryan Gosling
THE NEW Audrey Hepburn = Natalie Portman
THE NEW Katharine Hepburn = Anne Hathaway
THE NEW Samuel L. Jackson = Idris Elba
I’m willing to argue on...
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Guess how many times I can watch "Wet Hot American...
As many times as I want, now that I’ve got Netflix on the XBox.
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The Day
We were changing classes between second and third period. We were sitting down in Mr. Harmon’s art class and laughing and talking. He told us to shut up and said, “the world trade center is gone.”
He’d never been that angry before.
He flipped on the radio and we heard the news for the very first time.
Some kids were upset - their parents worked in DC and as news of...
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Browsing Adoptable Dogs
It astounds me how many pit bulls there are and how many people think they can pass off what is obviously a pit bull as a “husky terrier mix”.
Family
As a kid, you always think you’re going to stay close to your family and that you’ll keep in touch the way you really should. And when your parents wax nostalgic about the times they spent with their brothers and sisters and cousins, you think, “I’ll never be that way, I’ll never drift apart from my family.”
But you will. If you’re like me, that makes you...
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Labor Day Vacation Score Card:
Discover fun new place to eat: +1
Hang out with friends: +3
Visit fun places from your past: +3
Drink like a fish: +5
Get in a car accident two hours away from home: -15
OVERALL SCORE: -3
Poor Anne’s car has more accidents than an old dog that’s easily startled.
“WHAT’S GOING ON.”
– Anne, at 2 am, to no one in particular, for no reason. Scared me so bad I didn’t go back to sleep for another 35 minutes. 