February 2012
46 posts
Ask me a question, you sillies. →
January 2012
40 posts
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Shaun White? Meh.
I’ve got a perfect score in super-pipe, if you know what I mean.
“Being surprised that anyone talks about you behind your back is the same as...”
Viola Davis at the SAG Awards...
…looks like skinny-Oprah from back in the day.
Aaaaaaaaaaand I’m a little too turned on.
Nation Impressed By Feats Of Very Strong Little... →
EDITORIAL BY JIMMY:
When I was a kid, my dad used to ask to see my muscles. When I’d “flex” my “bicep”, he’d give it a light squeeze and then let out an astonished whistle. I felt like the most awesome kid ever. This article reminded me of that.
“I NOW HAVE AN ASKING BOX.”
– jimmymarks.tumblr.com/ask
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
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It's that time again:
Things I drew in my notebook time!
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26th
So, I’m up writing about this nightmare I had where I was one of the “Top Chef: Chicago” contestants and I made “Chicago Dog Sushi” as a quick fire challenge. I was so worried about whether or not the judges would like it that I woke up out of my sleep, where there were no judges, only my room and the dark.
Great way to start your 26th year of life.
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On "The Blackout"
I’ve been troubled lately by the presence of several pieces of legislation, among them, SOPA and PIPA. The responses from Google, Wikipedia and Reddit have been surprising, especially Wikipedia’s 24 hour blackout. Some people have asked what good it does, blocking one’s own content in protest of the possibility of someone blocking one’s content. I think it’s a...
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The "Jeopardy!" Test
50 questions, 15 seconds each. If I don’t get to go to the next round of evaluation because I couldn’t remember who wrote the damn Notebook (Nicholas Sparks, right?) I’m going to be SUPER pissed.
All in all, though, I feel like I did okay.
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ARCHER COMES BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY!
ARCHER COMES BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY!
8 Things I've Done.
1. Worked at a state park with Tyler Coates (yes, THAT Tyler Coates) and quit after six weeks because I was a little sissy and people kept yelling at me about the horrible, crummy corn dogs we served at the snack shack. My dad got into an argument with my boss the day I quit. It was a lot like that episode of “King of the Hill”, only more so, somehow.
2. Memorized “How the...
Idea for a TLC/Lifetime-style reality show:
In the style of “Dance Moms” and “Toddlers and Tiaras”, it’s a HUGE, HUGE fat lady that just spits on a bunch of kids. I call it “Spit Bitch”.
You can just make the check out to cash, Hollywood.
