• Question: Yeah, hi. How are cars made? - snijglau
  • Answer:

    Most cars are made out of metals and seats and seatbelts and a radio. However, other cars are made out of better-than-average fuel economy and smugness. These cars are what’s known as “Hybrids”. 

    The Batmobile, itself a car, is made out of many car related materials, but also includes several crime-fighting upgrades. Among them: 

    • Bat-Rope
    • Bat-Rape Whistle
    • Bat-Mace (removed for posterity’s sake after Occupy Gotham)
    • Bat-Mace (a large pole with a metal, spiked ball on the end)
    • Bat-Knee Pads
    • Bat-Grappling Hooks
    • Bat-Epoxy Glue
    • Bat-Lip Balm
    • A small, orphaned boy dressed in primary and secondary silks that have little-to-no bullet resistance and a small mask that does not afford him any protection from severe brain damage
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