The Internet is Eating Me

At the coffee shop,

yourmonkeycalled:

I was going to tell a lady that she looked a lot like Madeleine Albright. But then I realized that the only time it would be good to look like Madeleine Albright would be if you were, in fact, Madeleine Albright. Otherwise, yeesh. So I stayed quiet.

Pretty proud of myself.

There’s a reason he was voted America’s Greatest Citizen*. 

* By me.

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17. beefranck reblogged this from yourmonkeycalled and added:

    She’s probably acutely aware of her situation and has developed a “someone is about to tell me I look like Albright”...

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19. jimmymarks reblogged this from yourmonkeycalled and added:

    There’s a reason he was voted America’s Greatest Citizen*. * By me.

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29. digitalfaun said: Good to hear you’re getting better Scott. I hope you gave yourself proper pat on the back for this one.
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