The Internet is Eating Me

No, I'm serious, it is.

wildly tame: Can You Look Nice Today start a dating service?

amateurpolymath:

katewinslut:

They could set their listeners up on blind dates.

I used to have a long list of things I want in a partner, but now the only thing I care about is that they find YLNT funny, because if they don’t there is no way we’ll last.

I propose the Truck Spank…

Something about this screams “start coding this”. I…I might give it a try. 

(via emilyruthless-deactivated201211)