The Internet is Eating Me

No, I'm serious, it is.

I had the weirdest dream…

Last night, I had kidney stone pain for six straight hours(!) and I had a dream during my hard-won sleep that Instagram - a smart phone application that makes all your pictures look like the inside of Lana Del Rey’s mind - was purchased by Facebook - an Internet website that lets everyone see how stupid you are - for one. Billion. Dollars. 

I have not yet woken from this dream. 

Is a billion dollars not a lot of money anymore?