Last night, I had kidney stone pain for six straight hours(!) and I had a dream during my hard-won sleep that Instagram - a smart phone application that makes all your pictures look like the inside of Lana Del Rey’s mind - was purchased by Facebook - an Internet website that lets everyone see how stupid you are - for one. Billion. Dollars.
I have not yet woken from this dream.
Is a billion dollars not a lot of money anymore?